All the fiddly things

I have more fountain pens than I can write with in a month.

I have 2 desk drawers full of notebooks and paper.

I have a shrine made of ink bottles, all full.

I have a drawer full of non-fountain pens and pencils.

I have fancy leather notebook covers to protect empty notebooks.

I have 2 external keyboards for my iPad.

I own 10 different text editors for my various devices (so far).

I have a text file workflow that includes Dropbox.

I can write in Markdown.

I have all these things. When do the words come?